How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.