How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.