How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move