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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.