How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.