How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.