How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.