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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!