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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains