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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Large Plain Jokes More Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.