What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Large Plain Jokes More Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.