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Intercept Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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About 6 hours.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.