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Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

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Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!