Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.