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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.