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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.