Phelps.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
This did not go swimmingly at all
He only Phelps himself.
