Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.