What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems