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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What's the first place Dora explored?

The Mexican border.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos