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What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.