Are you ticklish?
I have explosive diarrhea.
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
In his diarrhea.
He thought he was melting.
Trick question the rooster.
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
Because it means urine trouble
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Doesn't matter much, does it
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!