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Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

Correct Answer Jokes More Correct Answer Jokes

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Akbar Jokes More Akbar Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar