Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Muzzle'm.

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It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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Your parents would know!

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What do you call a mexican cyclops?

Juan Eye.

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Fajita

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.