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Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Akbar Jokes More Akbar Jokes

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.