Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.