Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)