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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims