What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...