What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.