What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.