Response: In programming course.
They can only learn 4 moves.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because their aims are white up my street
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)