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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty