What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine