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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine