What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty