Pms Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!