Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Ovary-acting
Angry heifers.
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
The Crimea River
It had beef.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
A Ms. Steak.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
The harder you hit them the more English you get.
An ISISicle!
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
Benjamin Netangoogle
Him: Water Me: No, my personality.
A wet melon.