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Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar