Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.