Sean Murray Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.