The sound of silence
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
He ate it before it was cool.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
The night before a test.
It was too mainstream
Mine's "silence".
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
Coconut.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Imagine all the people..
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
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