Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.