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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.