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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.