How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.