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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free