How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess