How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan