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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.