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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this