What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na