What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.