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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.