Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Ed Sheeran Jokes More Ed Sheeran Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.