Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread