Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Ed Sheeran Jokes More Ed Sheeran Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.