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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa