Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran