Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

Music Minus One.

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Ed Sheeran Jokes More Ed Sheeran Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran