Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.