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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!