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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Denim denim denim.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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A palindromedary.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!