Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why are pistachios called pistachios?

More like "these-are-hard-to-openios"

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.