Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Why are pistachios called pistachios?

More like "these-are-hard-to-openios"

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.