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Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Why are pistachios called pistachios?

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