Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why are pistachios called pistachios?

More like "these-are-hard-to-openios"

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.