Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.