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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!