Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.