Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.