Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!