Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.