Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet