Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Previous Random Joke Next
Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.