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JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.