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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.