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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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How loud is John Cena?

XDb

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.