Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!