Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!