What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large