Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean