Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean