Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.