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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.