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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.