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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.