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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.