Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell