Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves