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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.