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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them