How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them