How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window