Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.