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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop