Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.