Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.