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Cologne Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Who's there! Armenia! Armenia who?

Armenia every word I say!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube