Elon Musk
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A. German Shepherds.
Germany.
Friend: "Motivational."
Heifer-weizen.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
He wanted to go bear foot.
When you see he has no hands.
Only one cannoli.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Hello world!
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Garlic