How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice