How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Oj Jokes More Oj Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.