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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!