What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.