What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!