What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back