What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo