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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!