Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird