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Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.