What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma