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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."