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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!