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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista