What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!