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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What color is the most metal?

Ma a