What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes More Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Bologna Jokes More Bologna Jokes

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!