What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*