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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN