When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.