When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.