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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

System Jokes More System Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.