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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.