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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.