Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
That's just what I kneaded!
He kneaded the dough
Because they knead the dough.
Because we all knead it.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
