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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.