April Sale - 20% Off

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Previous Random Joke Next
Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.