Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.