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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!