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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty