What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Asylum Jokes More Asylum Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!