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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Asylum Jokes More Asylum Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!