What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty