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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Asylum Jokes More Asylum Jokes

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty