What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in