How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh