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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"