How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh