How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"