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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.