Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

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Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!