Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh