Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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