Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Meh

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.