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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.