How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy