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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.