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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas