How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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I got a filling, woo-hoo!

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A private tutor.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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A black man who committed a crime.

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They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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Look for the one with shaved legs....

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.