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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas