How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation