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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.