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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation