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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.