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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!