Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)