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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

49 Jokes More 49 Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%