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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%